guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy)

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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(Source: shalrath)

babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

(Source: 420dongsquad)

  • voldemort: let me be your ruler
  • death eaters: (ruler)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math